Devolution
It started as a pain. A pain at the end of my tail bone. In fact, last Thursday when it started, I thought it was my tail bone. But then it got worse, and by Tuesday night, you could feel a very small growth. It had been growing ever since. By Thursday night, I was incapacitated. It hurt to sit, stand, lay, walk. Friday things worsened, Vicodin only put a small dent in the pain. The bump was increasingly getting larger. Friday afternoon, I told my mom I was growing a tail. But actually, the whole tail business started earlier in the day at work. I had told my supervisor that I was evolving and growing a tail, she said if I was growing a tail that I was actually devolving. Another collegue commented that I was like Hellboy, I don’t know much about Hellboy, but she implied that his tail started as a pain as well.









Sounds awful. Now we all want to know what happens next. Good luck.
Best,
Jonathan