Pain In The Ass
Quite literally…
I’ve been waiting for my tail to be more than a pain in the ass and a bump. I’ve been waiting for the accompanying superhero powers to arrive. They haven’t.
In fact, if I get a tail, it will have a split end or be two tails now that the doctors have cut into it. Sadly enough, I don’t think I’m going to get a tail and I don’t think that I’ll get any super powers either. Quite depressing.
It turns out that this pain I’ve been experiencing is from an Pilonidal Cyst, which isn’t really a cyst as much as it’s an abscess, but they still call it a cyst. Stupidity reigns.
In any case, it hurts like hell, it hurts to sit, stand, lay down, I walk like an ewok, which it hurts to do. I’m just in pain. I have a pain in the ass, and when I’m in pain, I’m a pain in the ass to the people around me. It’s sad.