Hurling Fireballs
This is the third and final part of the tail chronicles. (See Devolution and Pain In The Ass for parts one and two, respectively) As each day passes it becomes more apparent that my phoenix tail isn’t going to come in. Neither is my ability to hurl fireballs at beings that cross my path on the wrong day.
Oh wait, they’re super powers and with them come responsibility…
My ability to hurl fireballs at people who annoy me with their stupidity isn’t coming. Which is good for those people, because there are many on my list for decimation. I guess super powers aren’t always awarded to those who may become villians, super villians. Although, I must ask, if there are no super villians, is there really any need for the superheroes?
I digress. Perhaps one day my “x-gene” will mutate. Only time will tell.