Peanut Butter and Bacon
People think I’m crazy because I eat peanut butter and bacon sandwiches (they’d think I was even crazier if they knew about the peanut butter and red onion sandwiches) but my peanut butter and bacon or peanut butter and red onion, or grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches are nothing compared to what other people eat with peanut butter.
Growing up my sisters ate peanut butter and mayonaise, talk about ruining a good peanut butter sandwich.
Stephanie Plum from the Stephanie Plum novels by Janet Evonovich eats peanut butter and olives. *shakes head* talk about ruining some good peanut butter. But it gets worse…
I’m reading The Lightning Theif right now, and there’s this chick, a big bully of a brat. And she’s throwing chunks of her peanut butter and katsup sandwich at this poor guy. Now that is just down right nasty. No one can ever say anything about my peanut butter and bacon sandwiches after I’ve read about peanut butter and katsup. *cringes* what on earth are people thinking when they mix stuff like that…
Just because Stephanie Plum does it, that doesn’t make it ok. She also picked Joe Morelli over Ranger, so she’s a moron.
(Can you tell I love those books?)
Colleen: they were excellent books, although I wasn’t too impressed with the last one, Lean Mean Thirteen…