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Filed Under: Letters | Friday, 11 April 2008

Dear Markus,

Mayonnaise, that’s what you want to know about. Hilarious. *rolls eyes* Ok, here we go:

I’m not a mayo eater. I don’t like it at all unless it’s mixed with mustard on my meat sammiches. When I was little my sisters would eat peanut butter and mayo sammiches. Talk about disgusting. It still makes me sick just to think about it.

Another thing to note is that Miracle Whip is not Mayo. It’s sweet and disgusting and does not pass my very own personal quality control. I will not eat it.

I try to avoid mayo on sammiches that I get from restaurants and the such.

Why mayo? Why did you want me to talk about mayo?

Courtney

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