Finally, someone lets me out of that damned cage. They clean it and feed me and give me fresh water, but they never pick me up and hold me or pet me. That was different today. She did. I’ve seen her before, but she’s not who I usually see. This one is a rare specialty. She doesn’t come often but when she does I can always bet on being let out of the cage and being able to run around or roll around (yeah, she puts me in that damned ball, I roll around and get to go places but I’m stuck).
Tonight she let me at her computer, damned thing was dirty, I had to clean my paws after using it, it was like she had been sweating as she was typing or something, it was all salty, it burned my paws. Or maybe, it was those things they eat, the crunchy ones, I don’t know what they’re called, they’re round, ah yes, chips. I get those in my meals sometimes, I hide them, she must eat them.

But the good news is, I was able to send her a message

It’s not easy using those buttons, they’re spaced so far apart, and it took me even longer to figure out how to get it into caps. It’s funny though, and I’m not sure she’ll figure out how to turn it off. But I was pressing the shift key, and after a while something popped up about sticky keys. And then all I had to do was push the shift key twice and I was in all caps. It was magic. Don’t know how I did it, wasn’t going to bother with turning it off. I just know that it was amazing.
So, I got my message out and I’m pretty sure that she’ll communicate with the other people that I’m not that bad and that it’s ok to let me out of my cage. I mean, they were only bitten because they were squeezing me, you don’t have to squeeze me you know, my eyeballs are liable to pop out of my head. Well, and they got bit when trying to get me out of my cave, because it was nice and dark in there and I was sleeping and they stuck their hands in there. Don’t you know that you don’t stick your hands into an animals domain, because that’s what happens, you get bit. I shouldn’t get punished just because of their stupidity. *rolls eyes*
Needless to say, I was successful in sending a message and hopefully things will change for me in the future. I’ll let you know the next time I have access to a computer (which, unless she comes again and lets me near hers, it may be a while).